: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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