i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Randomize
