She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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