No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
