And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
the day after is always just damage control
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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