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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
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