she looked like the bat from fern gully.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
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