Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
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