dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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