I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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