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i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.

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(516): View more from New York

I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.

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(912): View more from Georgia

Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.

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(360): View more from Washington

I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP

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(907): View more from Alaska

NO TEQUILA

(1-907): View more from Alaska

Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead

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(757): View more from Virginia

I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest

(610): View more from Pennsylvania

I hate my life now

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