I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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