Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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