You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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