Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
Randomize
