yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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