Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
where does the pee come out of this thing
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
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