thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
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