her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Gay?
German.
Pity.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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