Fuck appropriateness.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
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