make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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