The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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