hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
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