So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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