I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
I got inside last night via doggy door
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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