Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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