so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
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