Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
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