do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Randomize
