Non-Jews are for practice
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
You left your underwear on the fireplace
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
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