Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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