Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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