wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Everything about him screamed your future.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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