Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Randomize