Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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