Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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