It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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