Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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