so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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