S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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