when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
She bit a glass in half.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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