i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
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I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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