Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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