They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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