6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
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