Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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