About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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