in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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