oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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