I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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