that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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