whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
You know, be my cock's hype man.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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