You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
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